Monday 7 June 2010

World Cup Whinge

I know you'll think I shouldn't be saying this cos I'm a bloke, like, you know, but how can anyone get excited about a bunch of overpaid, like, uneducated, you know, prima donnas, right, who can't stay on their feet long enough for a knee trembler when they're on the pitch, okay, sometimes kicking a ball about.


To be a football manager must be like trying to manage a creche with 11 prepubescent spoilt rotten, only childs in your care.


They cheat so often these days that they think nothing of cheating with their team mates wags.


Here are some quotes I thought you might like, you know.


Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.


Oscar Wilde


There is an old saying which says in various forms that:
rugby is a thug's game played and watched by gentlemen, football is a gentleman's game played and watched by thugs.
This is absolutely true.


My hard drive media player is fully loaded with about 70 films for when there's no alternative 'entertainment' on the box.
 
Football
 
What the hell do you think.

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